There are two types of people in the world. Those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. (Although sometimes I feel like I don't understand and don't manage)
It has come out that Ken Lay, the former Enron CEO still owns nine houses worth over $20 million -- and that excludes the House of Representatives, which he bought last year. -- Jay Leno
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he wants. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item on sale she doesn't want.
Any married man is justified in forgetting his shortcomings. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
and on the more serious side...
"Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing." --Theodore Roosevelt