And my office email inbox says... (drumroll)
391 Unread Mail
Time to buy an email equivalent of a chain saw.
I also stopped by the Post Office to resume service and picked up a large tray of held mail. A digging we must go, a digging we must go... Dig, dig, and sort through all of this stuff.
On the plus side I returned to find two pay stubs in my office mail slot. That's enough to motivate me to sort through all those emails.